CASE: FERNANDOSTATUS: 10 EXHIBITS RECOVEREDCLASSIFICATION: PLANT OF INTEREST
The Official Dossier

Who the fuck
is Fernando?

Part plant. Full problem.

Ten exhibits were recovered from a relocation, a lab incident and a trail that eventually turned north. Each photograph answers one question and creates another. Review them in order.

File Contains Redactions
Fernando the Fern in disguise, identification image.
FERNANDOAKA: NANDO // SUBJECT TYPE: FERN / PROBLEM
“IT'S JUST A FERN…”
— famous last words
EXHIBIT INDEX // 10 ITEMS RECOVERED SELECT AN EXHIBIT TO JUMP TO THE FILE
Subject File

What we know.

Very little, considering how much evidence this asshole left behind.

WWFD?
What Would Fernando Do? The operating question around here. Usually asked approximately thirty seconds too late.
NAMEFernando
AKANando
CLASSIFICATIONFern / Problem
HOMENew Jersey
CURRENT STATUSSEE FINAL EXHIBIT
LAST KNOWN LOCATIONREDACTED
THREAT LEVELDepends who you ask
CASE STATUSSEE FINAL EXHIBIT

KNOWN FOR: Advance planning, plausible deniability, leaving before the blame starts.

MOTIVE: UNKNOWN.

FILE A // ORIGIN
Recovered Evidence

The Origin Collection.

Not reenactments. Not chapter art. These are the objects and scenes left behind after the story moved on.

EVIDENCE 001 // RELOCATION

He didn't want to leave.

A battered moving box from the original relocation. New Jersey to South Carolina. A torn hometown sticker, one fern frond caught under the tape and a request to return the entire situation to sender.

INVESTIGATOR NOTEThe first recovered object establishes the subject's attachment to New Jersey.
EVIDENCE 002 // PERSONAL EFFECT

He kept looking back.

A worn photograph of a fern at the New Jersey Botanical Garden was recovered beside South Carolina relocation mail. The photograph was already old. The fresh damage around its edges suggests repeated handling.

INVESTIGATOR NOTEHome appears to be more than a location in this file.
EVIDENCE 003 // WORKSTATION 03

The Incident wasn't random.

Fernando's workstation contained HG-001 notes, rejected routes home and an ingredient container with one label covering another. A completed getaway plan was found nearby.

INVESTIGATOR NOTEAccidental contamination considered unlikely. Intent remains unproven.
EVIDENCE 004 // EMPLOYEE LOCKER

Departure was planned.

Lab coat. ID badge. Hat. Mug. Behind the ordinary contents were a disguise advertisement and a hitchhiking route with one option circled in red.

INVESTIGATOR NOTESubject left before formal questioning. Destination unknown.
EVIDENCE 005 // UNSOLICITED CORRESPONDENCE

Then he contacted them.

An anonymous envelope appeared at the police department on April 22, 2024. It contained sand, plant material, a shell fragment and no usable return address.

INVESTIGATOR NOTEThe contents suggest a tropical location. Security footage was inconclusive.
FILE B // ROAD HOME
Recovered Evidence // Chapters 006–010

The Road Home.

The trail changes after the HG-001 broadcast. A bar receipt leads to a motel. A motel impression leads to Deadline Delivery. What Fernando wanted—and why he turned north—remains unresolved until the final exhibit.

EVIDENCE 006 // BAR TABLE / RECEIPT / WITNESS

The news reached him.

Claude's statement and the abandoned table place Fernando at the Loose Stool Beach Bar during a report of a fatality connected to HG-001. Fernando finished his drink and left his cigar and receipt behind.

INVESTIGATOR NOTEThe victim's identity had not been disclosed publicly. Fernando said nothing.
EVIDENCE 007 // RECOVERED WRITING IMPRESSIONS

He made a plan.

The motel notepad looked blank until graphite revealed four impressions: FERNANDO. AUTHORIZED PICKUP. PACKAGE DD-7843-219. DEADLINE DELIVERY.

INVESTIGATOR NOTEThe package ID connects the plan to Deadline Delivery. Its contents remain unidentified.
EVIDENCE 008 // RECOVERED AUTHORIZATION FORM

The request failed.

A denied package authorization form was recovered from the Deadline Delivery floor after a disturbance. Scattered paperwork, soil and fern fragments marked the route to an exit.

INVESTIGATOR NOTEA Deadline Delivery van and one unidentified secured package were reported missing minutes later.
EVIDENCE 009 // TRAFFIC CAMERA IMAGE

The road caught him.

A traffic camera recorded the stolen Deadline Delivery van entering New Jersey on I-78. The image failed to identify the driver clearly or show what was being transported.

INVESTIGATOR NOTEAfter months of running away, the subject was heading home.
EVIDENCE 010 // DINER BOOTH, POST APPREHENSION

Then everything made sense.

The missing package contained Charlie's urn. Charlie had died following the HG-001 incident. Fernando returned him to New Jersey, ordered two all-the-way dogs and waited as officers approached the booth.

FINAL INVESTIGATOR NOTEMotive: returning Charlie home. Package recovered: no. Charlie returned home: yes. Case closed.

CASE 010: CLOSED.

The final exhibit reveals what Fernando took, why he returned to New Jersey and what the fern knew all along.

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